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May 25 2017

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tuneddrake:

I ALMOST CHOCKED WHEN I SAW THIS

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breaktotheotherside:

The last season of America is getting crazier every day.

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tessacrowley:

teacup what the fuck i just woke up why would you put this rIGHT AT THE TOP OF MY DASH

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thegayastrologist:

homoboyfriend:

Can we talk about this?!

HEY remember in WWII when Jewish people were fleeing Germany and the USA put a quota on how many Jewish immigrants they would accept because they were worried there were too many Jewish people coming over to the USA???

Reminder that the USA has always been fucking garbage to immigrants and basic humanity

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stuffgurlswant:

Stunning Shine Line Hair Is The Newest Trend Everyone Wants to Try Out

Keep reading

May 24 2017

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

brookietf:

meowmagica:

hiding a man hating plant lesbian in your bushes is 100% undeniable proof of being harley quinn

OH MY GOD XD
“IF YOU’RE NOT HARLEY THEN WHAT IS THIS PLANT LESBIAN DOING HERE”

True Facts: Poison Ivy is lurking nearby in every one of Harley’s appearances, ready to kill any gross dude who is horrible to her and then feed him to a plant O.O

For added hillarity the number of times this book has Ivy called Harley’s “Gal Pal” is UTTERLY HILLARIOUS

22:58

Trump Makes Daughter Ivanka Fill In Because He’s ‘Exhausted’

partly-queer-mostly-fear:

fromchaostocosmos:

gehayi:

robertcmmacgregor:

After months of mocking Hillary Clinton’s stamina because she dared catch pneumonia during the presidential campaign, Donald Trump is reportedly so “exhausted” just three days into his nine-day overseas trip that he’s screwing up speeches and having his daughter Ivanka fill in.

During a speech to Muslims in Saudi Arabia, Trump referred to “Islamic extremism” instead of “Islamist extremism,” as had been written. While that may sound like a distinction without a difference, Reuters explains:

The term “Islamist extremism” refers to Islamism as a political movement rather than Islam as a religion, a distinction that the Republican president had frequently criticized the administration of his Democratic predecessor, Barack Obama, for making.

Trump often referred to “Islamic extremism” and criticized President Obama for using the term “Islamist extremism.” But, because he is playing nicey-nicey with the Saudis, he tried to modulate his rhetoric, but he failed. His apparent exhaustion put him right back into campaign mode.

That wasn’t the only symptom of his exhaustion. Following the speech, Trump was supposed to appear at the Tweeps Forum. Instead, he sent his daughter Ivanka.

Trump is 70-years-old. His diet consists of chocolate cake, double scoops of ice cream on top of a cream pie, Kentucky Fried Chicken (and other fast food) and well-done steak with ketchup. As for exercise, well, he doesn’t. He thinks exercise kills people.

You’d think he would be able to handle his nine-day trip. He claims he only needs three to four hours sleep a night.

It’s understandable that a man of his age and his fitness level would have trouble keeping up with the rigors of such an ambitious trip, but one can’t help but note the hypocrisy, especially after saying this about Hillary Clinton:
“To be president of this country, you need tremendous stamina,” Trump said in the first presidential debate. “You have to be able to negotiate our trade deals … with Japan, with Saudi Arabia.”

Source: Washington Examiner

Trump is just one country in and he’s exhausted.

Three days into the trip.

Also  is daughter should never be filling in.

When a president is sick they don’t have their children do their job they have people whose job it is to step in do it.

So ignoring for the moment that he shouldn’t even be exhausted and if he really is too fucking bad, his kid shouldn’t be doing the job of the president.

THIS IS RIDICULOUS

22:40

childlikemperor:

did anybody else grow up bein that one friend who was in the group but not really IN the group??? like your friends would go places and throw parties and not invite u n stuff????? idk that really fucked up my self esteem hbu

22:38

UPDATE: Ariana has reached out to all families that have lost someone in Manchester and has offered to pay funeral expenses.

silent-calling:

devilinhighheels:

the-real-stevie-nicks:

klubbhead:

It’s true

That’s so nice and noble. I wonder if she’s badly shaken up after that?

Apparently she was in a hospital because she was hysterical and had a breakdown. There are pictures of her exiting her plane and she looks really bad. Her mother and her both wore black as a sign of grief

I’m not a fan of hers, but I have absolute respect for this, and I hope she, and all the survivors, find solace and recover quickly.

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fromchaostocosmos:

professorsparklepants:

pardonmewhileipanic:

fatfreefiddlefaddle:

pinuparena:

By  Aaron Blaise

how have I never thought of whale mermaids…??

how have i never thought of whale/shark/etc mermaids that aren’t human sized?!!?!? like holy shit? HOLY SHIT!? 

It’s like the Cetacae from @seananmcguire‘s October Daye series!

So really beautiful and artistic but also so fucking terrifying 

like the art is really lovely and i want to look at it but i also really don’t want to think about it too much so in a way i don’t want to look at it

basically big ole reminder the ocean is nightmare land 

but still really lovely art 

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jamaicancoconut:

riseofthespidermen:

lordfartwad:

shuhvon:

sangoes:

imagine thinking discharge is gross

Imagine having a pussy this dry

imagine posting a picture of ur underwear uve willingly admitted to wearing for 6 days in a row

^^^^

Lmaoooooooooooooooo

08:00

Practice Safe Sex. Tie your partner down to the bed so they don't fall off.

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verygothic:

fluffmugger:

rembrandtswife:

wilwheaton:

micdotcom:

Homeless man interviewed by ‘ITV News’ recounts story of bravery during Manchester attack

Look for the helpers.

#please tell me someone is gonna help this guy and the other homeless people who were so selfless#manchester bombing 

^^^this

Share the shit out of this. Share the ever-loving shit out of this.  The UK is facing a vote with a party that has been very vocal about fucking over the homeless.  Remind them why this policy is trash.    Raise a huge swell of sympathy.  Make it political suicide to go ahead with their plans.  

https://www.justgiving.com/crowdfunding/HomelessHeroManchester?utm_id=106&utm_term=dgxy3pyDd here is a link to the justgiving page that has been set up for this man’s heroism - so far almost £20,000 has been raised!!

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catsbeaversandducks:

Couple Mourning Their Cat Find a Note from a Stranger Whose Life was Touched by Their Cat

A couple from the UK were saddened when their cat suddenly passed away, but little did they know that their beloved feline had helped fill a void in a stranger’s life.

Bear and his brother Teddy were always together, sharing their every adventure. What their humans (reddit user TravUK) didn’t know was that they had made a friend next door for quite some time.Two weeks ago, Bear suddenly passed away. As the couple was still in mourning, they came to find a note attached to Teddy’s collar one day. That’s when they realized that someone else they had never met was also missing their cat.The note reads: “Dear Owner; I’m your neighbour, living in 4. I’m also your cats’ close friends as they (2 cats) are used to coming to my room everyday. But one of them, a bigger one has disappeared for two weeks. Is he ok? I’m so worried about him. He is so lovely cat and always touched my heart. Wish he is fine. - Y.T. 2/March/2017.”

“We posted a letter back into number 4, saying that our other cat had passed away. We also included our email address,” TravUK said.When they woke up the next morning, they received a lengthy email from the neighbor, explaining how she loved her time with their cats, especially Bear.

The cat admirer is an exchange student from China studying at a nearby University. She loved every second she spent with Bear as he filled her heart with joy and kept her company when she needed a friend. As a student studying overseas, she experienced being homesick. Bear was able to comfort her and remind her of home.The email she sent touched the couple’s hearts. She shared how she used to practice her university presentations to Bear. “He would sit on her bed and listen… she didn’t have anyone else to practice with. Very touching… She even attached some pictures they had taken of my boys which warmed my heart,” he said.

The neighbor visited Bear at his grave in their garden and brought him flowers to show him just how much he meant to her. “Makes you proud that he could brighten up more than just my households lives.”

Via Love Meow

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codenamemaximus:

codenamemaximus:

If this gets 50 notes I’ll tell you guys how I ran an underground sex ed class and helped put a pedophile in jail during second grade

Okay, so my mom has always been super open about health stuff and when I was just starting elementary school she got me a bunch of those American Girl books about your body and your feelings and they were really informative and truthful and I really liked them. One day I was talking to a friend about one of them and we started reading it and she was asking a ton if questions and seemed really excited and interested by it and I answered questions and explained stuff. We talked about the books during recess and eventually more girls joined in until we were a group of about 10-15 seven year-olds talking about puberty and sex and a lot of things that most adults don’t The thing about those books is that they look really innocent with cute drawings and there are chapters about brushing your teeth and stuff; but what most people don’t expect is that there’s a lot of health stuff about puberty and mental illness and drugs and a lot of really important stuff that everyone should know. The teachers didn’t care because the books looked super innocent and they thought were talking about proper brushing habits or something. We’d go sit down and read a chapter and I’d add some other stuff that my mom had told me and then we’d just talk and ask questions. It was kind of like group therapy but with sex ed. This was all okay until one of the boys saw a page with a ton of boobs on it (the page was demonstrating a breast exam) and he told the teacher. So they found and I got suspended and I wasn’t allowed to bring any more of those books into school. 

Closer to the end of the year, one of the second grade teachers was revealed to be a pedophile when one of his students said that he tried to touch her inappropriately and then three other girls came forward with the same story. After he was arrested, the girl told me that she said what he did because we had talked about what to do in that exact situation. Because of our group she knew that she probably wasn’t the only one and she knew that it was wrong for him to do that and that she wouldn’t get in trouble if she told someone and that she probably wouldn’t have said anything if she hadn’t read those books.

I started doing it again the next year. No one stopped me. 

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nevaehtyler:

This is so important! Don’t let baby boomers who think you’re wasting your time tell you what your priorities should be. Go live your lives 🙌🏾

May 23 2017

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black-to-the-bones:

So, two  top songs are made by black people.

That’s black excellence i’m living for.

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